"So I tested to see if I had fuel coming through the line...yes I did it the hard way. And no, I would not recommend it"

Yeah, we've all had to resort to that at one time or another. You get a swig of gas, diesel or kerosene and then you get this great idea of going in the house and asking the wife for a kiss: "You taste like gasoline --- ytucckkk - get away from me".

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time ....; just one of many.